No Kidding: Lemur named Keanu attacked woman named Reeves

Dec 13, 2012 - 03:15
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No Kidding: Lemur named Keanu attacked woman named Reeves
Lemur named Keanu attacked woman named Reeves

If ever you wondered if the cosmos has a sense of humor, the following story is definitive proof. On Dec. 4, a postal carrier by the name of Marla Reeves was delivering mail to a rural address outside of Grapeland, Texas.

As she was stopped at the mailbox, a lemur leapt into her vehicle, bit her hand and arm and jumped out. The lemur’s name? Keanu. If you’re scoring at home, a lemur named Keanu bit a woman named Reeves. Keanu was taken away by authorities for a 30-day quarantine to watch for signs of rabies. The party is so not on, dudes. [Source]

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Mike Gallagher Freelance writer with a passion for travelling