Five ridiculous conspiracy theories about celebrities

Oct 18, 2013 - 12:55
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Five ridiculous conspiracy theories about celebrities
Imagine the pocket money you’d get if you were Beyonce’s kid. Photo: Splash News

THERE are a lot of crazy rumours on the inteet, but some of the celebrity conspiracy theories are utterly ridiculous.

That's not to say they're not entertaining though, so here are some the wackiest things on the web about the rich as famous as compiled by The Huffington Post.

1. Beyonce and her younger sister Solange are actually mother and daughter. Apparently Beyonce is 37-years-old, not 32 as she actually claims. This means that she could be 10 years older than Solange and could therefore be her mum.

2. Britney Spears' 2007 meltdown was orchestrated by the Bush Govement. Some people actually believe that George W. coerced the pop star to act Crazy to divert the public's attention while he passed controversial new laws that gave him more control of the military on American soil.

So they let Britney smoke in rehab, shouldn't they have tried to fix all her problems? Photo: Splash News

So they let Britney smoke in rehab, shouldn’t they have tried to fix all her problems? Photo: Splash News

3. Michael Fassbender is the father of January Jones' baby. Jones has never revealed the identity of her 2-year-old son Xander's dad. Some have claimed that the two got jiggy with it during the filming of X-Men: First Class. To help cover up his secret tryst with Jones, Fassbender apparently had a fake relationship with another woman … who tued out to be a lesbian.

The kid's name is Xander, which starts with an 'X', is that a clue? Photo: Splash News

The kid’s name is Xander, which starts with an ‘X’, is that a clue? Photo: Splash News

4. Michael Jackson and LaToya Jackson are actually the same person. Despite the fact they had different skin colors and were photographed together, some web wackos believe this Thriller might actually be true.

If they're the same person, how are they both in this photo? Mind blown. Photo: AP

If they’re the same person, how are they both in this photo? Mind blown. Photo: AP

5. Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite. There are claims that the 54-year-old actor has been telling True Lies about her gender, hence why she was forced to adopt her two children.

Just to clarify, there's no truth to any of these theories or is there? (cue X Files theme)

So is it Mr or Mrs Cutris? Photo: Splash News

So is it Mr or Mrs Cutris? Photo: Splash News

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Mike Gallagher Freelance writer with a passion for travelling