Get to third base on base: A sex toy for the military

Jan 13, 2012 - 09:40
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Get to third base on base: A sex toy for the military

When your significant other is dispatched overseas, your libido doesn't go AWOL -- at least not according to sex toy manufacturer RealTouch, which, in a strategic "let's pilfer booth traffic from Best Buy" move, caused vibrator-like buzz at CES with its high-tech RealTouch device. This innovation in teledildonics (the official term for "remote-controlled sex") syncs up an e-orifice (we just made that one up) with an e-dildo for simulated sexual interaction.

The RealTouch has been around for a while, but in a stunningly patriotic move, the company is now promoting its flagship product to military families to promote intimacy and social interaction between spouses separated by their call to duty.

That's the true meaning of "family values," my presidential candidate friends.

A product that's on target — or abort mission?

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