Florida woman Jennifer Piranian busted for masturbating in Starbucks while high on crack: cops

A woman enjoying herself a little too much at a Manatee County Starbucks was arrested on drug charges Thursday.

The Smoking Gun reports police were called to a Bradenton Starbucks because staff saw a woman masturbating in their lobby.

A responding officer spoke to the woman in question, 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian of St. Petersburg. According to Piranian's arrest report, she told police she was waiting to go to the hospital because of an infection or possible spider bite she had.

While that did not explain why workers claimed to have seen her masturbating, the officer went ahead and offered to personally take her to the hospital, if he could first do a search of her purse.

Piranian reportedly consented, and police found a glass stem inside that tested positive for cocaine residue.

Piranian, who denied the stem was hers, was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. She is currently in jail on $1,120 bond.