Florida woman Brenda Schumann catches husband cheating, poops on floor, police say
Finding your partner sleeping with another person can be an upsetting experience, but there are at least three things you shouldn't do in response: pee on your carpet, poop on the kitchen floor and pull a gun. Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach, Fla., allegedly managed to do all three when she apparently found her husband cheating on her.
Police say Schumann initially pointed a rifle at the two, but when her husband wrestled it away, she urinated on the carpet outside their bedroom, then made a deposit on the kitchen floor. Schumann reportedly told police, "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I [supposed] to do?" Not crap on the floor, for one. [Source]
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