Ben Affleck talks about his big d***

WITH awards season in full swing in Hollywood, many of the speeches are just getting weirder and weirder (aside from Cate Blanchett, who should just accept all awards ever).

At the Producers Guild of America Awards in Los Angeles, Two and a Half Men producer (and Charlie Sheen nemesis) Chuck Lorre took his time at the podium to discuss the size of Ben Affleck’s penis.

According to E! News, Lorre made reference to Affleck’s reportedly impressive er, manhood after standing next to him in the bathroom.

"Yes I peeked," Lorre told the crowd. “And yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman."

Affleck, however, missed Lorre’s speech (he was ordering another round of drinks), but was quickly clued in.

“I was at the bar briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, 'You know, there was a guy up on stage who said you have a big d**k,’” Affleck said.

“I was like, ‘You know, isn't that always how is goes? The one time it happens and I miss it!’ Thank you very much. Whoever you are, God bless you. I'm often confused with Matt Damon, but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so…”

Fassbender, of course, showed off his impressive private parts, during his equally impressive performance in Shame, the 2011 flick about sex addiction.