The NYC taxi drivers 2016 calendar is 12 months of pure wrong

Mike Gallagher Mike Gallagher
Nov 20, 2015 - 01:54 Updated: Nov 20, 2015 - 02:16
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The NYC taxi drivers 2016 calendar is 12 months of pure wrong
We’ll take the subway, thanks (Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Somce Uber rolled into NYC, Yellow cabbies have lost an estimated 50% of their revenue. Infact, most yellow cab drivers are now ditching their yellow can to join Uber.

The remaining drivers have not lost their sense of humor, as evidenced by the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar

The calendar is meant to be a ‘comedic take on the traditional pin-up.’ In reality it’s a pretty disturbing collection of pictures of men taking the joke too far.

Disturbing it may be, but the calendar is, of course, for a good cause, with an unspecified portion of the profits going to University Settlement, and organisation which provides educational and social services to immigrants and low-income families.

But still, we’re not sure that’s any excuse for stripping a man stark bollock naked and stuffing him in the boot of a car.

However, if Mr May hasn’t yet put you off, here are a few more pictures that’ll keep you awake at night… in a bad way.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Mr January

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944l) Cliff New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who always keeps his hat on.

Mr February

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944b) St-Jean New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who’s in the business of keeping buff.

Mr March

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944c) Emmanuel New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who also seems to use his cab as a hook-up spot. Classy.

Mr April

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944d) Golam New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Displaying his impressive man-rug.

Mr May

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944e) Dan New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

There are no words.

Mr June

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944g) William New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who’s forever blowing bubbles.

Mr July

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944i) Gary New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who looks a bit too excited to be wearing a rubber ring.

Miss August

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944k) Milena New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

The only lady in the calendar kept it classy. Thankfully.

Mr September

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944h) Dave New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who has very nearly put us off pizza for life (and we LOVE pizza).

Mr October

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944f) Pat New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who believes nipples should be hidden at all costs.

Mr November

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944n) Hassan New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Hassan the hoodie with a heart.

Mr December

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944j) Joe New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

Who actually, we totally would.

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944o) William New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)

If you have stronger stomachs than us, you can buy your very own copy of the NYC Taxi Drivers 2016 calendar (approx. £10) here.

MANDATORY CREDIT: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock. Editorial use only Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock (5393944a) Hassan New York cab driver calendar 2016 - 18 Nov 2015 FULL COPY: http://www.rexfeatures.com/nanolink/rk7e Beauty comes in many shapes and sizes - one just has to look at this eye-popping calendar featuring New York cab drivers to see that. The 2016 date-keeper sees 12 drivers posing with their distinctive yellow vehicles. They range from the bare-chested trio of Gary, Dave and Dan, to the bubble-blowing vision of William. The one female on show, Milena, has really got into the model role by wielding a large fan to make her hair blow seductively. The calendar is the branchild of Philip and Shannon Kirkman, with the latter having the honour of snapping the fine specimens. They say it is a comedic take on the traditional pin-up, featuring

(Picture: Shannon Kirkman/REX Shutterstock)