Pub offers chilling punishment for families who let children roam free
A Chicago pub sign offers a terrifying waing for parents who lets children roam free – saying that unattended youngsters will be given a shot of espresso, and as if that wasn't bad enough, a puppy.
As any parent will tell you, giving children coffee is directly equivalent to the effect of giving adults crystal meth, and should not be attempted in built-up areas.
Throwing in a puppy on top ensures a life of unending filth and misery for the suffering parents, even once they've peeled their high-as-kites youngsters off the ceiling.
The Lagunitas Brewing Company in Petaluma makes no apology for the sign (which is almost certainly a joke, although we haven't dared test it) – but proudly proclaims its dog-friendliness.
Other TripAdvisor reviews have offered hints as to why children may not be welcome.
‘Great for beer people,' says one, More beer than I imagined,' says another – and someone concludes, ‘Beer, beer – and bring your dog!'
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