Man in cow suit crawls out of Wal-Mart with gallons of milk
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: There's a man dressed in a cow suit -- and he's stealing milk!
Unbelievably, this baffling spectacle, which sounds like a bad comedy gag, actually took place last week at a Wal-Mart in Garrison, Va., when an 18-year-old clad in full cow regalia allegedly swiped 26 gallons of milk.
Here's the best part: To make his unforgettable exit, the guy got down on all fours, apparently trying to pass for an actual cow.
Utterly stupefied witnesses told sheriff deputies that the cow-man was passing out the pilfered milk to customers outside the store.
The suspect was later nabbed at a nearby McDonalds, and a cow costume was found in his car.
Do you think he was trying to milk this stunt for publicity?
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