Bitter ex cuts possessions in half, posts them on eBay

Jun 18, 2015 - 06:56
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Bitter ex cuts possessions in half, posts them on eBay
No more canoodling in the back seat of this car. Source: Supplied

REVENGE is a dish best served cold, but it"s not easy when you"ve only got half a plate.

German eBay user "der.juli” has apparently literally cut his possessions in half, in a bid to spite his former partner. She reportedly received her share in the post, while he"s listed his halves on eBay.

The cut items include chairs, a teddy bear, a REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox. Some are genuinely valuable — a Samsung TV set, an iPhone 5, an Apple Macbook Pro and even an Opel car.

He even posted a YouTube video called "For Laura” of himself sawing the items in two, with the caption: "Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful" years Laura !!!!! you"ve really eaed half.”

It concludes with a sarcastic sign-off: "Greetings to my successor”.

With a starting price of just one euro ($1.14), perhaps the man wasn"t too clever by half.

Then again, this could all be a practical joke.

\"Unicycle

Unicycle lessons, anybody? Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

\"Laptops

Laptops are getting smaller all the time. Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

\"It

It might be hard to snuggle on this sofa... Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

\"...but

...but at least there won"t be any fighting over the remote. Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

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