Bitter ex cuts possessions in half, posts them on eBay

REVENGE is a dish best served cold, but it"s not easy when you"ve only got half a plate.

German eBay user "der.juli” has apparently literally cut his possessions in half, in a bid to spite his former partner. She reportedly received her share in the post, while he"s listed his halves on eBay.

The cut items include chairs, a teddy bear, a REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox. Some are genuinely valuable — a Samsung TV set, an iPhone 5, an Apple Macbook Pro and even an Opel car.

He even posted a YouTube video called "For Laura” of himself sawing the items in two, with the caption: "Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful" years Laura !!!!! you"ve really eaed half.”

It concludes with a sarcastic sign-off: "Greetings to my successor”.

With a starting price of just one euro ($1.14), perhaps the man wasn"t too clever by half.

Then again, this could all be a practical joke.

Unicycle lessons, anybody? Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

Laptops are getting smaller all the time. Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

It might be hard to snuggle on this sofa... Picture: eBay Source: Supplied

...but at least there won"t be any fighting over the remote. Picture: eBay Source: Supplied