Bin Laden wanted to wed Whitney, kill off Bobby Brown
We'll keep the \"he will always love her\" jokes to a minimum, but it was apparently a barely kept secret that Osama bin Laden had a soft spot for pop legend Whitney Houston. According to an activist who lived with bin Laden, the terrorist-mastermind-tued-Lothario was \"willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.\" He even wanted to set her up in a sweet mansion in Khartoum.
There would be no love triangle with Bobby Brown: Osama would simply take out the husband who had \"brainwashed\" Whitney. Guess we'll never know how that relationship might have panned out -- though National Post columnist Andrew Coyne wonders if \"they could have double-dated with Muammar and Condi.\"
Would you be flattered if an infamous terrorist loved you?
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Mike Gallagher
Freelance writer with a passion for travelling
