Woman named Amanda Miranda Panda is arrested for shoplifting

Dec 3, 2014 - 04:39
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Woman named Amanda Miranda Panda is arrested for shoplifting
Aren’t her parents the real criminals here? (Picture: Ada County Sheriff’s Office)

Parents, think carefully before giving your children novelty names – a young lady named Amanda Miranda Panda has been arrested in America for shoplifting and stealing from vehicles in a store car park.

 

If you name yours, say, Blodwyn or Trellis, you may be condemning them to a lifetime of such high-class criminality.

 

Panda, 18, was charged with three counts of burglary after she was caught in Boise, Idaho with a male accomplice last week.

 

‘Panda was arrested without incident,’ said Boise police, presumably while stifling giggles.

 

Panda had allegedly shoplifted items from stores, and broken into at least two cars in nearby car parks.

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Mike Gallagher Freelance writer with a passion for travelling