America's national phallic symbol is drooping

Mar 15, 2012 - 09:58
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America's national phallic symbol is drooping
What is our nation's greatest monument?

Is the Washington Monument sinking? The earthquake that shook the mid-Atlantic coast last August may have caused the 555-foot tower to sink a millimeter, and natural settling may be responsible for another millimeter. Two millimeters may not seem like much, but what if it were your obelisk instead of Washington's?

The tower has been closed since sustaining damage in the quake, and is soon to be surveyed to assess the sinking problem. Come see the monument this cherry blossom season before it tus into our own Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What is our nation's greatest monument?

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Mike Gallagher Freelance writer with a passion for travelling