World's drunkest university student Samantha Lynne Goudie blows .341

Sep 2, 2013 - 12:26
Sep 2, 2013 - 12:38
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World's drunkest university student Samantha Lynne Goudie blows .341
Samantha Lynne Goudie, 22, was watching the clash between Northern Illinois and Iowa at Kinnick Stadium, Iowa, when she allegedly leapt the barrier and ran onto the field. Match stewards pounced and handed her over to police who offered her a breathalyzer

SHE tried to run onto the field during a football game, was hauled off to jail and gave an incredibly high blood-alcohol reading. Then she tweeted about her experience.

Samantha Goudie is potentially - "allegedly" - the drunkest girl on the planet. And judging by her Twitter timeline, possibly the funniest.

According to Deadspin , who labelled Goudie an "Idiot on the Field", the 22-year-old student tried to run onto the field during a game between her college, the University of Iowa, and Northe Illinois.

Goudie was "unsteady on her feet" (reads: blind) and taken to jail. Which, as you're about to lea, is an experience she seemed to enjoy.

Yeah. Her Twitter handle is really @vodka_samm.

Just to put that in context, that makes Goudie almost as drunk is this guy, who became a YouTube hit after footage emerged of him trying to buy more booze. He blew .491.

And Oregon woman Terri Comer blew nine times over the limit - .72 - when she was pulled over in 2008.
 

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Mike Gallagher Freelance writer with a passion for travelling