Teacher ‘walks into classroom drunk and then wets himself’

We’re not sure what pupils were meant to lea from their teacher when he allegedly tued up drunk and wet himself.

I suppose the educator at Southington High School, in Connecticut, may have inadvertently taught them never to consume alcohol before work, which would have been the only positive taken from the incident.

The high school teacher had allegedly stumbled into the classroom on Thursday after having one too many, which was a detail strangely left out by school officials in a letter to parents.

‘They said he was a Spanish teacher who came into school fairly intoxicated to the point where he soiled himself. He wet himself,’ an anonymous source told wwlp.com.

They added: ‘The kids were videotaping it and he preceded to pin a student up against the wall. He did make physical contact with a student.’

There’s no word yet on what’s happened to the teacher but we doubt he’ll be retuing to work.